Redneck

You know your daughter's a redneck if....

most little girls her age are rollplaying with dolls, having tea parties, and dressing up in princess costumes, but.....

you find YOUR daughter in her bedroom with a playknife, sawing her stuffed animal bunny's ear!

Mom: Kyra, what are you doing?
Kyra: I'm cutting up deer meat!
Mom: Oh really, is your bunny the deer?
Kyra: Yah!
Mom: Where did you get the deer?
Kyra: From Costco
Mom: (of course)
(she then proceeded to put the stuffed animal on the dinner table for dinner! I guess she's been hanging out with Daddy a little too much)

8 comments:

Christy said...

that's hilarious. they do pick up on everything!

Earen said...

Ok, that was too funny! Don't feel badly..sometimes when my boys go over to a friend of theirs home who's a girl, they are fasinated with the little kitchen & stroller...you know, girl stuff. My husband watches carefully! HA!

Short Stop said...

Cracking up! That Kyra is hilarious!

carey said...

Way to go Kyra! Maybe she can show her cousins what to do. =)

Emily Dykstra said...

This had be cracking up, too. Hilarious. Deer meat.

She's not a redneck. Just resourceful.

Anonymous said...

How funny!! that's great, sarah!

Hey..did you change your email address? i wrote to you and it was sent back to me. Hope you are doing well!

Sarah Markley said...

Wow. Yeah, redneck! =) I don't think my girls even know how meat gets to our table! Pretty cute though, how much they try to be like their parents!

Renee said...

Hilarious!! Definitely a Michigan child. :)